Sunday, December 20, 2009

Howard Stern to Become Children's Book Character

Shock amateur parodied alongside Streisand, Madonna, Britney, Tom and added celebrities in new bourgeois book for kids, “Help! Mom! Hollywood’s in My Hamper!” This aftereffect to endure fall's Hillary-bashing atypical hits food just in time for Oscars.

Los Angeles, CA -- Who would've anticipation that shock amateur Howard Stern, aforetime the ambition of federal regulators for his awkward on-air antics, would anytime appear as a appearance in a book advised for children? But that's absolutely what happens this ages as Stern and a host of added celebrities become characters in a new illustrated book for kids accounting by a bourgeois author.

Barbra Streisand, Madonna, Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, and Sean Penn all accompany Stern as animation villains in the new book “Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper!” (Kids Ahead; hardcover: $15.95; ISBN 0976726912). The book reunites the acknowledged aggregation of “Security Mom for Bush” columnist Katharine DeBrecht and award-winning illustrator Jim Hummel for a account of acceptable ethics that skewers abounding top contour left-wing celebrities in the process.

Help! Mom! Hollywood’s in My Hamper! Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper! Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper! Know-it-all advanced celebrities are in our faces every day, cogent humans how to live, what to buy, and generally how to vote Children charge to accept that just because these humans appearance up on television doesn't beggarly they apperceive what's best for the blow of America. In fact, it’s usually absolutely the opposite! Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed Oddly enough, I didn't get my allurement to the Academy Awards this year But if Hollywood insists on handing out Oscars to movies about gay cowboys, affectionate terrorists, and antipathetic apologizers, again I assumption my time is bigger served in autograph books that angle up for acceptable values. Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper! “Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper!” tells the adventure of Janie and Sam, two girls who were blessed just accepting kids until Hollywood celebrities alpha bustling out of their bassinet to acquaint them how to behave and to advertise them abortive clothes and trinkets. The girls appointment a amount of cool celebrities alternating the way -- including look-alikes for Ben Affleck, Katie Couric, Jack Nicholson, an improbably casual Michael Moore, and admired daytime host Oprah Winfrey -- and in the action apprentice that stars don't consistently apperceive best.

“Know-it-all advanced celebrities are in our faces every day, cogent humans how to live, what to buy, and generally how to vote,” says DeBrecht, a mother of three. “Children charge to accept that just because these humans appearance up on television doesn't beggarly they apperceive what's best for the blow of America. In fact, it’s usually absolutely the opposite!”

The book is the awful advancing aftereffect to endure fall's abruptness hit “Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed” (Kids Ahead; hardcover: $15.95; ISBN 0976726904), which accomplished #1 on Barnes & Noble's website but drew ablaze criticism from liberals for its assuming of Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy as animation villains who tax and adapt a lemonade stand. Fox News host Alan Colmes said the book was “brainwashing,” MSNBC host Ron Reagan told DeBrecht that he capital to address a children's book assuming conservatives as “hating atramentous people,” and the Democratic Underground called the columnist to its “Top 10 Conservative Idiots” list. Even Hillary Clinton's agent took a bash at the book.

“Oddly enough, I didn't get my allurement to the Academy Awards this year,” action DeBrecht, whose book aswell appearance cameos by several bourgeois icons, including Rush Limbaugh. “But if Hollywood insists on handing out Oscars to movies about gay cowboys, affectionate terrorists, and antipathetic apologizers, again I assumption my time is bigger served in autograph books that angle up for acceptable values.”

“Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper!” will be accessible in food civic on March 7.


About Kids Ahead:
Kids Ahead is an banner of Los Angeles-based World Ahead Publishing, the West Coast's arch administrator of bourgeois books. Visit http://www.helpmombooks.com to apprentice more.

Contact Information:
To account columnist Katharine DeBrecht, acquaintance Special Guests at (630) 848-0750.

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