Hillary is Going to Jail, and Charity will Benefit

Winning applicant of alms arrangement will be angry into a animation hero who apprehends advanced villain Hillary in an accessible kid's book. Proceeds from the eBay arrangement will account a alms acknowledging U.S. soldiers. A adventitious to become a role archetypal for kids above the country.

Los Angeles, CA -- All signs announce that a advanced baby-kisser from Congress called Hillary ability be traveling to jail, and alms is traveling to benefit. But it may not be the Hillary that you think...

Hillary Clunkton, the fabulous animation villain from the children's books “Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed” (Kids Ahead; hardcover; ISBN 0976726904) and “Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper” (Kids Ahead; hardcover: $15.95; ISBN 0976726912), will get her advise after this year in an accessible “Help! Mom!” book by columnist Katharine DeBrecht. And the hero who apprehends the tax-and-spend advanced in the kid's book will be the real-life champ of a alms arrangement that is currently accessible for bids on eBay.

The top applicant of the arrangement will be caricatured by Reuben Award-winning artisan Jim Hummel and accounting into DeBrecht's accessible illustrated children's book -- which will be appear by Kids Ahead and awash in bookstores civic in late-2006 -- as the hero who assuredly gives Hillary what she deserves for accepting absolute and consistently aggravating to acquaint families what to do.

All gain from the eBay arrangement will go to account Operation Gratitude, a alms that sends affliction bales to U.S. troops stationed overseas.

“I can't about acknowledge what the could cause of Congresswoman Hillary Clunkton's atrophy will be,” says DeBrecht, whose aboriginal book featured the Hillary Clinton look-alike abutting with a Ted Kennedy doppelganger to tax and adapt a lemonade stand. “Maybe she'll be beatific to apprehension for ambitious that kids duke over their cafeteria money as attack donations. Or conceivably she'll be beatific up the river for aggravating to snatch ability from Santa's sleigh for an acknowledging action affairs for annoying kids. You just never apperceive what a advanced like Hillary is traveling to do next!”

DeBrecht's bourgeois children's books accept been acquiescently accustomed by families who abutment acceptable ethics back her aboriginal appellation debuted endure fall. “Liberals Under My Bed” hit #1 on the Barnes & Noble website while cartoon acclaim from Rush Limbaugh and contemptuousness from liberals, including Alan Colmes, Ron Reagan, Andrew Sullivan, the Daily Kos blog, and Hillary Clinton's columnist secretary. Her new book, “Hollywood's in My Hamper,” lampoons left-wing celebrities such as Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Sean Penn, while teaching accouchement that Hollywood stars don't consistently apperceive best.

“Liberals accept been targeting accouchement in their war on acceptable ethics for years,” says DeBrecht, a mother of three. “Since they can't actuate developed voters to abandon claimed albatross and embrace the abundance state, they accept instead called to flood our classrooms and libraries with books about gay kings, left-wing fish, and even marijuana use. It's time to put a stop to it -- and ironically Hillary is traveling to advice us do just that!”

The alms arrangement -- which is blue-blooded “Star in a Kid's Book & Send Hillary to Jail” -- will be accepting bids on eBay from now until April 6. The acceptable bidder, who will be immortalized as a sure-to-be-legendary children's hero, will aswell accept an autographed archetype of the analogy depicting him or her acumen Hillary.

About Kids Ahead:
Kids Ahead is an banner of Los Angeles-based World Ahead Publishing, the West Coast's arch administrator of bourgeois books. Visit http://www.helpmombooks.com to apprentice more.

World Ahead Publishing, Kids Ahead, and Katharine DeBrecht are not affiliated with Operation Gratitude or eBay.

Contact Information:
To account columnist Katharine DeBrecht, acquaintance Tim Bueler at (530) 401-3285.

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Charity Auction Aims to Send Hillary Clinton a Message

Charity arrangement on eBay raises money to abutment U.S. troops while aswell sending advanced Senator Hillary Clinton a message. Winner will be caricatured in an accessible children's book as a hero who arrests a Hillary look-alike.

Los Angeles, CA -- A new alms arrangement hosted on eBay aims to accession money for U.S. troops while aswell sending a arresting advanced baby-kisser a able message. The acceptable applicant gets the appropriate to be caricatured in an accessible children's book as the fabulous hero that throws a look-alike of Hillary Clinton into jail.

Hillary Clunkton, a fabulous pantsuit-clad villain with an astonishing affinity to Clinton, is a accoutrement in the accepted children's books “Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed” (Kids Ahead; hardcover; ISBN 0976726904) and “Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper” (Kids Ahead; hardcover: $15.95; ISBN 0976726912). But the alarm is active on Clunkton's villainy, as columnist Katharine DeBrecht has appear that the crooked animation congresswoman from Liberaland will get her advise in an accessible “Help! Mom!” book. And the hero who apprehends the tax-and-spend advanced in the kid's book will be the real-life champ of the alms arrangement that is currently accessible for bids on eBay.

All gain from the eBay arrangement will go to account Operation Gratitude, a alms that sends affliction bales to U.S. troops stationed overseas.

“Hillary Clinton declared war on families with acceptable ethics continued ago,” says DeBrecht, who is a mother of three. “Hillary wants the village, which is to say the government, in allegation of adopting our children. She wrote a book advocating that position, but even worse she's acclimated her ability as a agent to action for college taxes on families and added federal ascendancy over education. This alms arrangement is a way for families to forward her a bulletin -- leave us and our kids abandoned -- while aswell acknowledging our troops at the aforementioned time.”

The alms arrangement is not the aboriginal time that Hillary Clinton and DeBrecht accept beyond paths. When DeBrecht's aboriginal book, “Liberals Under My Bed” -- which featured Clunkton and a Ted Kennedy doppelganger demanding and acclimation a lemonade angle -- hit #1 on Barnes & Noble's website endure September, Clinton's columnist secretary Philippe Reines disparaged it to the media. In accession to Clinton's spokesman, DeBrecht's books accept aswell been denounced by a continued account of liberals, including Alan Colmes, Ron Reagan, Andrew Sullivan, and the left-wing blog Daily Kos.

The top applicant of the alms arrangement will be caricatured by Reuben Award-winning artisan Jim Hummel and accounting into DeBrecht's accessible illustrated children’s book -- which will be appear by Kids Ahead and awash in bookstores civic in backward 2006 -- as the hero who assuredly gives Hillary Clunkton what she deserves for accepting absolute and consistently aggravating to acquaint families what to do.

“I can't about acknowledge what the could cause of Congresswoman Hillary Clunkton's atrophy will be,” says DeBrecht. “Maybe she'll be beatific to apprehension for ambitious that kids duke over their cafeteria money as attack donations. Or conceivably she'll be beatific up the river for aggravating to snatch ability from Santa's sleigh for an acknowledging action affairs for annoying kids. You just never apperceive what a advanced like Clunkton is traveling to do next!”

The alms arrangement -- which is blue-blooded “Star in a Kid’s Book & Send Hillary to Jail” -- will be accepting bids on eBay until April 6. The acceptable bidder, who will be immortalized as a sure-to-be-legendary children's hero, will aswell accept an autographed archetype of the analogy depicting him or her acumen Hillary. The arrangement can be beheld at http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9503899147.

About Kids Ahead:
Kids Ahead is an banner of Los Angeles-based World Ahead Publishing, the West Coast's arch administrator of bourgeois books. Visit http://www.helpmombooks.com to apprentice more.

World Ahead Publishing, Kids Ahead, and Katharine DeBrecht are not affiliated with Operation Gratitude or eBay.

Contact Information:
To account columnist Katharine DeBrecht, acquaintance Tim Bueler at (530) 401-3285.

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